4/28/06

I suppose I have
skeletons in my closet.
A fleshy corpse, too.

4/27/06

You can have hot sex
without setting her on fire.
But that's not for me.

4/26/06

Abandoned baby
befriends maggot family
in local dumpster.

4/25/06

Smoker runs in heels.
Killer's got Nike Air Max.
You can do the math.

4/24/06

Pity a plumber.
The bulimic cannibal's
toilet broke again.

4/23/06

New colors for spring?
I should probably update
my necklace of tongues.

4/22/06

Burn unit sex play
involves even more green pus
than one would have thought.

4/21/06 Friends and Family

Brendan L. contributes this dandy...it actually made me feel sick. An accomplishment.

The boy's corpse lies prone.
His eyes gaze up to the stars.
We spoon nude, in bed.

Jesus, Brendan.

On a lighter note, i'd like to add:

Exhilarating!
My freefall back to Gaia!
Um, chute's not working!

Yasmin Tasan returns with a concept that makes Ford Theater, 1865, seem like a run through the ball pit at Sesame Place.

Opera audience
sits and enjoys the singing
Pavarotti fires.

and

East River glistens
Shall we go for a quick dip?
Hey what's that floating?

and

Up in the attic.
She keeps all her old photos.
And her old boyfriends.

4/20/06

A merry-go-round.
Indian burial ground.
That's just bad planning.

4/19/06

He keeps some loose change
behind his bloodshot eyeballs
Convenient. Jangly.

4/18/06

Not sure what to wear.
Can't be my favorite suit.
Stains won't come out.

4/17/06

It came from the wood...
stunk up town, ate all the pets,
and nailed our drunk mom.

4/16/06

She learned the hard way
that the source of certain sounds
should never be sought.

4/15/06

Baby boy in jar.
A succulent centerpiece.
Ties room together.

4/14/06 The Return of Friends and Family

The always amazing MPS delivers...she's so clutch!

what a cute kitten.
but its teeth are strangely large...
it's biting my neck!

riders on the train
making their way home from work
doors close forever

And I provide...

Think for a moment!
Who would you want to eat first
if the sun blew up?

When does a tickling
officially cross the line
and become creepy?

4/13/06

Not suprisingly,
the eulogist's erection
caused a comotion.

4/12/06

My sister would say
horrible things in her sleep...
About what I'd done.

4/11/06

She always noticed
the most curious creatures
In Nana's moustache.

4/10/06

It was a bad idea.
Easter egg hunts and bear traps...
They just don't mix well.

4/9/06

Yummy bug salad.
It goes down easy enough.
Then crawls right back up.

4/8/06

When he arrived home
He thought the mess on the floor
was a pizza slice.

4/7/06

OK, so friends and family have been lax.

Bad news: I'm exhausted and uninspired, hence the lousy haikus this week.

Good news: JW turned me onto Japanese horror comics that totally rule. I'll be writing more about these later, but they're providing some good gooey brain food.

Best news: I think I just got a lil mojo back...here are two that go back to vile gross out basics.

Tra la la la la
It's like picking fruit from trees!
But they're fetuses.

Gurgle-glug-gurgle
That colostomy milkshake
really hit the spot.

4/6/06

One caterpillar
Won't metamorph and fly high.
He'll grow large and feed.

4/5/06

The bodies I take...
They're not sins against the dead.
Rather, prayers for life.

4/4/06

Cloven-foot hipster,
with your posh suit and sly grin...
Must work in ad biz.

4/3/06

Fierce oak tree monster
lures children with tire swing bait.
Ring the dinner bell.

4/2/06

Morning. Where am I?
I can't seem to find my clothes.
Or my arms and legs.

4/1/06

He fell from the sky.
We named him, fed him...loved him.
And he still ate mom.